Methodology for Stealing a Cup

When out and about in Atlanta, there may come a time when a girl needs to steal something from the top of the bar. Whether its an extra cherry or lime, a straw that you want to sneakily obtain, or, most recently for me, a cup, there is a very simple methodology to go about this clandestine activity with the least chance of getting caught.

 

1. Choose your victim. Boys are always hanging around the bar waiting for a girl to come up to them for whatever reason, so they'll be very pleased when you approach.

2. Initial contact. Two taps on the shoulder is all you need to get his attention. Smile sweetly and say something along the lines of, "Excuse me, would you mind grabbing me a _____ ?"

3. Mission accomplished. I've never been turned down--your victim will quite willingly reach over and grab whatever it is you need, allowing you to stand out of the line of fire should the bartender catch him.

 

It is my personal theory that this methodology can be employed in various other activities in life, though I only recently discovered it. More experiments to come.